top 14 euphemisms for getting a bikini wax

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 09-Jun-2007 10:36:46

The Top 14 Euphemisms for Getting a Bikini Wax


14> Solving the Bermuda Triangle

13> Smoothing out the chinrest

12> Waxing rip-sodic

11> Grooming the hair-apparent

10> Excavating the overgrowth for a new landing strip

9> Joining the Southern District of Hari Krishnas

8> Playing Truth or Nair

7> Weed-whacking the front porch

6> I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Depilatory

5> Taking a drive on the crotch Zamboni

4> Clearing brush down at the Labial Ranch

3> Turning Gene Shalit into John Waters

2> Adding to your "Why I hate men" list


and the Number 1 Euphemism for Getting a Bikini Wax...


1> Clear cutting the forests of Mt. Venus

Post 2 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Sunday, 10-Jun-2007 5:20:30

It's funny cause it's true!!

Or possibly, it made me wince and cringe cause it's true.... Eek!